Oh, For the Love of All that's Holy!

We’re just lucky it was the pillows and not you ~ Edward Cullen

Is this something we know?

It goes for the feathers.

Breaking Dawn Eve

Who's breaking whatwherenow?

It's a Mirage!

WELCOME to Breaking Dawn Eve eve!

Have you decked your halls with Edward's "holly"?

Have you dusted off your fainting couch?

Are all your werewolves lined up in a row?

The viewing of Breaking Dawn is almost upon us, yet somehow it escapes me! I keep forgetting that it is time! The time/space distance between me and Friday night seems unfathomable! Its like Breaking Dawn is over there, and I am over here. But when we cross paths...

squeeeeeeee-eeeehehehehe

Pop Revelations: Jacob's Dilemma

We know all about Bella's duplicitous heart. But all that time we were feeling sorry for Jacob, he was out there playing both fields! This subject is not new to TDH, but new evidence is always, always welcome.

What if Jacob gets mad at the wedding because he wanted to dance with Edward, not Bella?
When he howls after the reception, what is he saying? Only Edward knows.
Is Jacob really protecting preggo Bella from his pack? Or is it out of love for another?

In honor of Breaking Dawn's Jacob Chapter, I bring you...

Hot Blooded by Foreigner

Well, I'm hot blooded,

check it and see
I got a fever of a 103
Come on baby,
do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded,
I'm hot blooded

You don't have to read my mind,
to know what I have in mind
Honey you oughta know
Now you move so fine, let me lay it on the line
I wanna know what you're doin' after the snow

Now it's up to you,
we can make a secret rendezvous
Just me and you,
I'll show you lovin' like you never knew

That's why, I'm hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, hot blooded

If it feels alright, maybe you can stay all night
Shall I leave you my key?
But you've got to give me a sign,
come on... some kind of sign
Tell me, are you hot ... ?
you sure look that way to me

Are you old enough? will you be ready when I call your bluff?
Is my timing right? did you save your love (ew) for me tonight?

Yeah I'm hot blooded, check it and see
Feel the fever burning inside of me
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded, I'm hot


Now it's up to you, can we make a secret rendezvous?
Oh, before we do, you'll have to get away from you know who

Edward wonders why Jacob brought Bella to the secret Rendezvous!

Well, I'm hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded

Hot blooded, every night
Hot blooded, you're looking so tight
Hot blooded, now you're driving me wild
Hot blooded, I'm so hot for you, child
Hot blooded, I'm a little bit high
Hot blooded, you're a little bit shy
Hot blooded, you're making me sing
Hot blooded, for your sweet sweet thing

Jacob shares his thoughts with Edward. Bella checks out Carlisle (off camera)

Breaking Dawn Soundtrack: Team Deer Edition

The Breaking Dawn Soundtrack will be released on November 8th. I looked over the song list, and after much humming and hawing about not being able to listen to it yet, I created my own playlist loosely based off of the artists chosen for the soundtrack, and mostly based off of song title. Also, I added Muse (duh) and removed Bruno Mars. I bet mine is better.

you can find this at http://grooveshark.com/#/teamdeer

Popinjay - The Joy Formidable (popinjay reminded me of mockingjay... I got nothin.)
Fasten You to Me - The Belle Brigade (A classic wedding song if I ever heard one)
Invincible - Muse (This song is not about the bedframe.)
Sister Rosetta - The Noisettes (This song is actually on the soundtrack... I think it fits.)
Situation Gone Bad - The Features (Its just a few feathers...)
Next to Me - Sleeping at Last (Bella tries to show Edward the bright side of things)
Nothing to Dread - The Noisettes (This song is about the bedframe)
Stark White Stork Approaching - The Features (Wait, where do babies come from?)
Black and Blue - Christina Perri (Ouch!)
One Last Time - Thelophilus London (I don't know. Jacob's joyride montage?)
36 Hours - Aqualung (One Vampire, coming up!)
Seven Nation Army (cover) - Hard Fi (Bella's Vampire montage)
Butterflies and Hurricanes - Muse (A good segway song into the Volutri half of the story)

I just wanted to see a few feathers, that's all!

That's right boys and girls, feathers lead to babies.
vampire babies.

Speaking of things leading to other things, can we get a Footloose/Twilight mash-up going here?


Also, why aren't they remaking footloose with Robert Pattinson?
We already know he can pull off the wardrobe

And its exactly the type of awkward movie he would love!

I rest my case.

Pop Revelations: Part 11

Oh, the 90s. Your music suits Edward so well. Broody, melodramatic, bouffant, and looking oh so good in flannel.

Iris (As in golden irises?)
The Goo Goo Dolls

And I'd give up forever to touch you
Cause I know that you feel me somehow
You're the closest to heaven that I'll ever be
And I don't want to go home right now
























And all I can taste is this moment
And all I can breathe is your life
Cause sooner or later it's over
I just don't want to bite you tonight


And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
Not everything's made to be sparkley
I just want you to know who I am

And you can't fight the tears that ain't coming
Or the moment of truth in my lies
When everything seems like the movies
Yeah you bleed just to know your alive








And I don't want the world to see me
Cause I don't think that they'd understand
When everyone's made to be bitten
I just want you to know who I am