Happy New Year from Team Deer!

Do you know who you're kissing at midnight?

I Know What You Are

Say it.

Out loud.

Say it.


"Santa Claus."

He’s impossibly fast and strong so he can haul lots of loot all over the world in one short night. He never eats or drinks anything, which is why the cookies I left out get eaten by my Dad. He speaks like he’s from a different time, because duh, Santa Claus has been around for centuries. His skin is ice cold, from living in the North Pole.

He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.

He knows if you've been bad or good, because of Alice for goodness sake!

MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM TEAM DEER!

Edvent Calendar - Meeeerry Christmas!

hmm... feathers...







So, who stuffed your stocking?


Merry Christmas!

Edvent Calendar - Day 23

I'm getting nuttin for christmas!


I snuck into Bella's bed,
Somebody snitched on me.
I snooped around in Jacob's head,
Somebody snitched on me.
I kidnapped Bella once or twice
Bit her neck, thought it was nice,
Got into a couple fights,
Somebody snitched on me.

Edvent Calendar - Day 22

What if you found out that Edward, like Santa, was a fake? What if it was as if he never existed?

Edvent Calendar - Day 21

Just a few last minute gift ideas
In case you are shopping for teenage girls ages 14 - 108

Edvent Calendar - Day 20

Eclipse: when a celestial object is temporarily obscured, either by passing into the shadow of another body or by having another body pass between it and the viewer.

Will you be waking up in the wee hours of the morning to see an Eclipse?

Edvent Calendar - Day 19

The Cullens, on a Last Minute Christmas Hunt


(It had to be done)

Edvent Calendar - Day 18

Sometimes when I play Christmas Carols on my piano I fall over.

Edvent Calendar - Day 17

A Swoon in Holiday Finery

Edvent Calendar - Day 16

Holiday decorating tip:
Instead of stockings, adorn your mantle with beautiful
vampires and werewolves.
It's so much more festive.

Edevent Calendar - Day 15

Don't Forget to Take your Vitamins

Edvent Calendar - Day 14

Everyone put on your Christmas jammies and hunker down for a long winter!

Edvent Calendar - Day 13

So he gets to give her a present does he? Ho ho ho merry christmas, huh?
Knock this tree right on to his face. I'll show them, I'll show 'em all. She'll
have the best christmas tree ever, I'm gonna get her the best tree in the
forest I tell you what.

Edvent Calendar - Day 12

Said the Werewolf to the little lamb

Do you know what I know?

Edvent Calendar - Day 11

If you don't sleep (not at all), does that mean Santa skips your house? Poor Edward!

Edvent Calendar - Day 10

Christmas is magical. In case you forgot.

Edvent Calendar - Day Nine

Who would you rather catch beneath the mistletoe?

Edvent Calendar - Day Eight

Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the tent is so delightful...

Edvent Calendar - Day Seven

I've decided to be stingy this year, in the hopes that the Ghost of Edward's Past will visit me and teach me a lesson.

Edvent Calendar - Day Six

Who needs tinsel when Edward's in your tree?

I wish Edward was in my tree, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Edvent Calendar - Day Five

Aw c'mon guys, its christmas! Just hug it out.

Happy Eclipse DVD Release Day!

At Target this afternoon the the check-out conveyor belt was strewn with glitter even before I put down my copy of the DVD...

Edvent Calendar - Day Four

If this is flu season, I don't want to be well!

Edvent Calendar - Day Three

What We Do Know: Christmas Edition

It came upon a midnight clear

It came upon a midnight clear

Edvent Calendar - Day Two

Edward in his peacoat, having Christmas dinner.

Edvent Day Calendar Kick-off

Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree...