I just wanted to see a few feathers, that's all!

That's right boys and girls, feathers lead to babies.
vampire babies.

Speaking of things leading to other things, can we get a Footloose/Twilight mash-up going here?


Also, why aren't they remaking footloose with Robert Pattinson?
We already know he can pull off the wardrobe

And its exactly the type of awkward movie he would love!

I rest my case.