Oh, For the Love of All that's Holy!

We’re just lucky it was the pillows and not you ~ Edward Cullen

Is this something we know?

It goes for the feathers.

Breaking Dawn Eve

Who's breaking whatwherenow?

It's a Mirage!

WELCOME to Breaking Dawn Eve eve!

Have you decked your halls with Edward's "holly"?

Have you dusted off your fainting couch?

Are all your werewolves lined up in a row?

The viewing of Breaking Dawn is almost upon us, yet somehow it escapes me! I keep forgetting that it is time! The time/space distance between me and Friday night seems unfathomable! Its like Breaking Dawn is over there, and I am over here. But when we cross paths...

squeeeeeeee-eeeehehehehe

Pop Revelations: Jacob's Dilemma

We know all about Bella's duplicitous heart. But all that time we were feeling sorry for Jacob, he was out there playing both fields! This subject is not new to TDH, but new evidence is always, always welcome.

What if Jacob gets mad at the wedding because he wanted to dance with Edward, not Bella?
When he howls after the reception, what is he saying? Only Edward knows.
Is Jacob really protecting preggo Bella from his pack? Or is it out of love for another?

In honor of Breaking Dawn's Jacob Chapter, I bring you...

Hot Blooded by Foreigner

Well, I'm hot blooded,

check it and see
I got a fever of a 103
Come on baby,
do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded,
I'm hot blooded

You don't have to read my mind,
to know what I have in mind
Honey you oughta know
Now you move so fine, let me lay it on the line
I wanna know what you're doin' after the snow

Now it's up to you,
we can make a secret rendezvous
Just me and you,
I'll show you lovin' like you never knew

That's why, I'm hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, hot blooded

If it feels alright, maybe you can stay all night
Shall I leave you my key?
But you've got to give me a sign,
come on... some kind of sign
Tell me, are you hot ... ?
you sure look that way to me

Are you old enough? will you be ready when I call your bluff?
Is my timing right? did you save your love (ew) for me tonight?

Yeah I'm hot blooded, check it and see
Feel the fever burning inside of me
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded, I'm hot


Now it's up to you, can we make a secret rendezvous?
Oh, before we do, you'll have to get away from you know who

Edward wonders why Jacob brought Bella to the secret Rendezvous!

Well, I'm hot blooded, check it and see
I got a fever of a hundred and three
Come on baby, do you do more than dance?
I'm hot blooded, I'm hot blooded

Hot blooded, every night
Hot blooded, you're looking so tight
Hot blooded, now you're driving me wild
Hot blooded, I'm so hot for you, child
Hot blooded, I'm a little bit high
Hot blooded, you're a little bit shy
Hot blooded, you're making me sing
Hot blooded, for your sweet sweet thing

Jacob shares his thoughts with Edward. Bella checks out Carlisle (off camera)