Neutron Star Collision (Love is Forever) (In a Tent)

Since the new Muse song is clearly about Bella and Edward, it's no fun to dissect. Therefore, let's pretend it's more complicated!

Neutron Star Collision (Love is Forever) (In a Tent)

Edward: I was searching
Jacob: you were on a mission
Both: Then our hearts combined like a neutron star collision
Jacob: I have nothing left to lose
Edward: You took your time to choose
Both: Then we told each other with no trace of fear that

Bella: Our love would be forever
Jacob: And if we die, we die together
Edward: But lie I said never [Edward chuckles]
All: Cause our love would be forever


Bella: The world is broken, halos fail to glisten [Like Edward's skin]
We try to make a difference but no one wants to listen
Hail the preachers, fake and proud
Their doctrines will be cloud
Then they'll dissipate like snowflakes in an ocean [Edward and Jacob look confused. What's Bella going on about now, gosh?]

All: Love is forever and we’ll die
We’ll die together
Edward: Lie, I said never
Jacob: Cause our love, could be forever

Gratuitous Hottness

With the exception of My Johnny Depp, there's been a lot of visually unappealing stuff going on here at TDH. Let's remedy that, shall we?

You're welcome!

Better or Worse Than Jasper's: Part 5

Better than Jasper's?

This may even be better than Edward's.

Oh, Edward indeed!

Better or Worse than Jasper's: Part 4

Look at what's happened to me,

I can't believe it myself.
Suddenly I'm up on top of the world,
With the hair of somebody else.

Believe it or not,
I've got great hair.
I never thought they would put a wig on me.
Giving me stupid douchey blond hair
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.


Believe it or not, it's better than Jasper's.

Better or Worse Than Jasper's: Parts 2 and 3

Better. And better.

Oh, Jasper.

Better or Worse Than Jasper's: Part 1

Just how awful is Jasper's hair, you ask?

Let's start in a small town like Forks, Washington. How about Preston, Idaho?

~

And, survey says....BETTER than Jasper's!

Muse-o-gasm!

Muse announced today that they will release a brand new song that was written and recorded by the band earlier this year and has been chosen as the lead single to be released from the soundtrack of 'Eclipse.'

The song name is...wait for it, wait for it...

Neutron Star Collision (Love Is Forever)

Of course that's the name of the song!

It's fabulous, and it goes well with lasers, not unlike Edward. Furthermore, Neutron Star Collision is clearly a euphemism for making out with Edward.

Edward Reads his Family's Thoughts

(They're wondering why he gets to look gorgeous, while they have awkward hair and douchey sweaters.)

Eclipse: Edward's Bed

Oh, June 30.