Better or Worse than Jasper's: Part 4

Look at what's happened to me,

I can't believe it myself.
Suddenly I'm up on top of the world,
With the hair of somebody else.

Believe it or not,
I've got great hair.
I never thought they would put a wig on me.
Giving me stupid douchey blond hair
Who could it be?
Believe it or not it's just me.


Believe it or not, it's better than Jasper's.