Seattle Twilight Trivia Disappoints

Last Tuesday night Team Deer, aka team Sparkle Penis, attended Mars Bar Trivia and dominated (in our own minds) the night. We came in third, or maybe fourth, though we answered every question correctly in the most important of the five categories: Twilight.

The eight questions were ridiculously easy. See if you agree:

What is Jacob's tribe?
What are Bella's parents' names? Extra point for her stepdad.
On whom does Jacob imprint?
Who changed Edward?
Where is Jasper when he is changed?
Which of Edward's siblings was originally intended to be his mate?
In what city in Italy does part of New Moon take place.
Name 2 of the 3 bad vampires who are after Bella in Twilight.

The douchey host was quick to inform us that he had to subcontract out the Twilight questions, and was even quicker to convey to us that he found the topic distasteful and he flatly refused to answer any questions about the questions. (As if we needed him to!) Sounds like someone has feelings about Edward that make him uncomfortable.


Anyway. It was pretty clear that everyone there was there for Edward. Ours was not the only team name referencing glitter and male body parts.