Wanna Join The Team?

I've noticed that they'll let just about anyone on to Twilight teams these days. Seriously! Are there no standards? Are they really that desperate for members?

Well here at TDH, things are different. We have criteria! Our simple list of qualifiers will give our readers a sense of belonging (and perhaps creepiness) and bring a sparkle to your day!

You Know You are Team Deer If:

- You're attracted to glittery objects
- You've contemplated the mechanics of vampire genitalia
- You own something Twilight related.
- You've made something Twilight related (poems, songs, shirts, etc.)
- You start sentences "If I were a vampire..."
- You have ever wondered about Edward's penis
- You giggle when hearing any of the following words: sparkle, glitter, feathers
- You think this picture has too much bella
- You have theories about Edward's penis
- Whenever anyone says "Say it." You can't stop yourself from saying, "Out loud."
- You can name at least one thing you know about Edward's penis
- You've googled it
- You have a problem with the name Renesmee
- You take Vitamin R regularly


- You can transform any subject into a conversation about Twilight
- You have your own theories about
what happened in that tent



If you have your own Team Deerisms, feel free to add below.

Eclipse Trio: Partial Eclipse of the Sparkle

Partial Eclipse of the Sparkle

Jacob: (Turnaround)
Bella: Every now and then
I get a little bit lonely
and you're never coming around
Jacob: (Turnaround)
Bella: Every now and then
I get a little bit tired
of listening to the sound of my tears
Jacob: (Turnaround)

Edward: Every now and then
I get a little bit nervous
that the best of all the years have gone by

Jacob: (Turnaround)
Edward: Every now and then
I get a little bit terrified
and then I see the look in your eyes

Jacob: (Turnaround sparkle eyes)
Bella: Every now and then I fall apart
Jacob: (Turnaround sparkle eyes)
Edward: Every now and then I fall apart
Jacob: (Turnaround)
Bella: Every now and then I get a little
bit restless and i dream of something wild


Jacob: (Turnaround)
Edward: Every now and then I get a little bit
helpless and I'm lying like a child in your arms
Jacob: (Turnaround)
Bella: Every now and then I get a little bit angry
and I know I have to get out and cry
Jacob: (Turnaround)
Edward: Every now and then I get a little bit terrified
but then I see the look in your eyes

Jacob: (Turn around sparkle eyes)
Bella: Every now and then I fall apart
Jacob: (Turn around sparkle eyes)
Edward: Every now and then I fall apart

All three:
And I need you now tonight
And I need you more than ever
And if you'll only hold me tight
We'll be holding on forever
And we'll only be making it right
Cause we'll never be wrong together
We can take it to the end of the line

Jacob: Your love is like a shadow on me all of the time
Edward: I don't know what to do and I'm always in the dark
Bella: We're living in a powder keg and giving off sparks

All three:
I really need you tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight
Forever's gonna start tonight

Edward: Once upon a time I was falling in love
Bella: But now I'm only falling apart
Jacob: There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart

Edward: Once upon a time there was light in my life
Bella: But now there's only love in the dark
Jacob: Nothing I can say
A total eclipse of the heart

Eward: Once upon a time I was falling in love
Bella: But now I'm only falling apart
Jacob: There's nothing I can do
A total eclipse of the heart