Well here at TDH, things are different. We have criteria! Our simple list of qualifiers will give our readers a sense of belonging (and perhaps creepiness) and bring a sparkle to your day!
You Know You are Team Deer If:
- You're attracted to glittery objects
- You've contemplated the mechanics of vampire genitalia
- You own something Twilight related.
- You've made something Twilight related (poems, songs, shirts, etc.)
- You start sentences "If I were a vampire..."
- You have ever wondered about Edward's penis
- You giggle when hearing any of the following words: sparkle, glitter, feathers
- You think this picture has too much bella
- You have theories about Edward's penis- Whenever anyone says "Say it." You can't stop yourself from saying, "Out loud."
- You can name at least one thing you know about Edward's penis
- You've googled it
- You have a problem with the name Renesmee
- You take Vitamin R regularly
- You can transform any subject into a conversation about Twilight
- You have your own theories about
what happened in that tent
If you have your own Team Deerisms, feel free to add below.
I thought of some more:
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-You can make any song lyrics be about Edward with very little effort
-Your reviews of other books/movies usually mention whether the boys in the story do/do not sparkle.