...you've ever received a birthday post with gratuitous pictures of Robert Pattinson
Edward: Carlisle, I said I wanted a car for my birthday. Whats this noise?
Carlisle: It is a car. A train car.
(...you reinterpret every Robert Pattinson role as Edward in various stages 0f vampirism.)
You wonder what it would be like to be an elephant...
...Or an alligator
You're a fan of the birthday suit.
Happy Birthday Jean!
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