This week on Twilight: The Sitcom, Edward and Jacob join the wrestling team. What starts out as friendly competition turns ugly when the two start vying for the affections of head cheerleader Bella. Ultimately Edward wins (of course). He trades in his silver Volvo for a much cooler red scooter, making Bella fall madly in love with him.
Jacob finally learns that everyone is happier this way, and he and Edward continue their success on the Forks Bayside High wrestling team, and their friendship continues to deepen.
Wrestling...? Is that what you kids are calling it these days?
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Jacob: Bella's in danger?
Edward: Yes! Exactly! Bella is in so much danger! There isn't a moment to spare. We will go to the remotest and most secluded portions of the wilderness if we have to! All night if necessary. To the scooter!
I always wondered about all that howling at night around my parents' house. Coyotes indeed.
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