The dialogue for the following sketch is based off of the hospital scene following Bella's incident with the van. Please review scene for maximum entertainment.
Bella: Edward, I wanted to talk to you about something
Edward: What is it, love?
Bella: (shifts to look up at Edward, takes Edward's hands in her own) Edward, I think we are ready to take this to the next level.
Edward: (stares intensely) Are you sure Bella?
Bella: (nods) Yes Edward. I'm ready. We're ready
Edward: (sighs) Okay...
Close up of Bella leaning forward expectantly, eyes closed, lips puckered. Cut to Edward leaning back against the headboard, shirt unbuttoned, holding a freshly lit cigarrette
Edward: (takes a long drag on cig) Aaaaaaaah. (glances to Bella) Was it good for you?
Bella: (shirt is a few buttons askew, hair freshly mussed) What?
Edward: We totally did it Bella.
Bella: What? (pauses) Nuh uh.
Edward: Um, yeah actually we did....(a quick cut to Bella's bewildered expression) Oh! Just did it again. Right there. (takes another drag on the cigarrette)
Bella: We did not.
Edward: Yup
Bella: No, we didn't
Edward: I was on top of you the whole time Bella.
Bella: No you weren't. You were sitting right there.
Edward: No, I wasn't.
Bella: Yes, you were
Edward: Uh, Bella, you umm... you might have hit your head (raps knuckle on headboard) I think you're a little confused.
Bella: (adamantly) I know what I saw.
Edward: (leans closer) what exactly was that?
Bella: (inexplicably has her own cigarrette. looks at it, befuddled, and takes a drag) Well... well... it must not have been any good!
Edward: (scoffs) Well, no one's going to believe you, so...
Bella: I wasn't gonna tell anyone, I just want to know... the truth...
Edward: Can't you just thank me and get over it?
Bella: Thank you...
(awkward silence)
Well... can we try it again?
Edward leans away from Bella to put out cigarette. He moves toward her, off screen. Cut to Bella, holding un-ashed cigarrette, looking surprised.
Edward: Done! (folds hands behind head)
Bella: (angrily) I wasn't done!
Edward: You loved it.
Bella: Come on Edward!
Edward: I just did!
Bella: That's not fair!
Edward: (sighs) You're not gonna let this go, are you.
Bella: No.
Edward: In that case I hope you enjoy disappointment.
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