TDH's 108th Post

In honor of Everyone's Favorite 108-year-old, we thought we would compile a list to celebrate the things that make Edward so damn lovable. 108 things, to be exact.

This task seemed daunting. That's a lot of love. Even for Edward.

But as everyone knows, organization is the key to success. There was a spreadsheet. It may have been color-coded. There were brainstorming sessions. And all of this pretty much occurred in the same amount of time it takes to say "That's My Tshirt." We were pretty sure we were going to have to subcontract out some of the work, but it turns out that we are really really even more obsessed than we thought, and we didn't need to call in reinforcements.

Oh Edward.

108 Reasons Everyone Loves Edward

Edward's Good Qualities

1. Humanity
2. Punctuality
3. Hunts judiciously
4. Family values
5. Politeness
6. He's very attentive
7. He's not afraid to fight dirty if it gets the job done
8. Curiosity
9. Foreplay
10. "I’m nothing if not thorough." -Edward
11. Generosity
12. Ingenuity (A hypodermic needle of venom to the heart? Brilliant, if more clinical than romantic.)
13. Environmentally conscious - "The wasting of finite resources is everyone’s business."
14. He's quite mature for 17.
15. He doesn't want to be a monster.
16. He's stronger than he thought.
17. Doesn't realize the extent of his own hottness.
18. He thinks he isn't worth it. (As if!)
    
19. Adorably pathetic: he curled up into a ball and let the misery have him! Awwwww.
20. Noble to a fault (really? he'd let Jacob have her?)
21. Loyalty
22. Selflessness
23. Self-control - thanks for not biting everyone.

We wouldn't love him so much if he weren't so flawed:

24. Self control - he's a bit of a prude.
25. Self-loathing
26. Finds Khaki irresistible
27. Arrogance
28. Condescension
29. Stubbornness
30. Self-righteousness
31. Horrible fashion sense (book Edward)
32. Werewolfist
33. He's so cute when he's jealous.
34. How easily frustrated he is!
35. Fussy
36. Overprotective
37. He's a bit of a worrywart
38. Repressed
39. Obsessed
40. Addictive personality
41. Masochistic
42. Annoying chuckle
43. Peeping skills
44. Lipstick? Really? (movie Edward)
    
45. He's kind of a cheater (playing the stockmarket)
46. He's sort of a show-off
47. He pouts
48. He broods
49. Procrastinateur. Just BITE already.
50. Jumper to conclusions. Should have confirmed she was dead. Sheesh.
51. Suicidal tendencies. Geez, sensitive much?
52. "I’m a good liar, Bella. I have to be.'
53. Thinks he knows what's best for everyone.
54. Controlling. Not too proud to stoop to kidnapping.
55. "Sometimes I have a problem with my temper, Bella."

Special Skills and talents

56. Excellent composer
57. Amazing pianist (TWSS)
58. Speed
59. Smelling skillz
60. Built-in radar detector
61. Hunting prowess
62. World's Most Dangerous Predator
63. Breaking and entering skillz
64. Stunt driving skills
    
65. Designated Driver
66. Growling/hissing/general intimidation
67. Academic skillz
68. Trained in basic medicine
69. Insomnia
70. Mind-reading skillz
71. Strength
72. Infinite memory
73. Holding still skillz
    
74. Bedazzlement skillz
    
75. Baseball skillz
76. He's handy (oiling the window so it doesn't squeak, for example)
77. He makes a mean scrambled egg
78. Reproductive skillz the likes of which the Vampire World has never seen
79. Excellent reflexes
80. Multi-tasking skillz
81. Agility

Reasons that we shouldn't admit to

82. He's wealthy
83. Peeping is hot, but only when Edward is the Peeper
84. Vigilante (he's killed people before)
85. His brother is hot
86. So's his daddy
87. So's his sister
88. He can make you immortal

Petty Reasons

89. Personal transportation system: No need to ride the bus ever again!
90. Birthdays: Always remembered!
91. ... and he gives pretty cool gifts
92. A girl likes to be found fascinating and out-of-the-ordinary
93. A girl likes to be a boy's #1 priority
94. A girl likes a boy to be changed forever because of her.
95. He hates high school

Physical appearance

96. Excellent Smirk
97. Amazing bouffant
98. Lovely butterscotchy eyes
99. Inguinal crease!
100. Vampire nipples
101. Dazzling
102. Snappy dresser (movie Edward, not doucheybook Edward)
103. His very presence is intoxicating.
104. Everything about him invites you in: his voice
105. his face
106. even his smell
107. As if he would need any of that!
108. Everything sparkles!

Will we ever know 108 things about Edward's penis?