For those of you who have never seen West Side Story: you are very, very lucky. But as one who sat through it many a time as a child, I couldn't help but notice the similarities. Two warring gangs, a forbidden love, catchy tunes... its all there! So, get your fingers snapping and sing along, vamps!
When You're A Vamp
Words Blatantly Stolen and Rearranged from West Side Story's "When you're a Jet"
When you're a vamp you're a vamp all the way
from your first taste of blood to you're last violent fray
When your a vamp if venom hits the fan
You've got Cullens around
You're a family man
You're never alone
You're never disconnected
You're home with your own
When company's expected
You're well protected
Then you are set with a capital C
Which you'll never forget
When you're a Vamp you stay a vamp!
They are snapping their fingers in time... .you just cant see it because they are so FAST!
(speaking)
Now I know Jasper like I know me,
And I gaurantee you can count him in.
Emmett:
In, out, let's get crackin'!
Where you gonna find The Werewolves?
Edward:
At the dance tonight at the gym
Alice:
But the gym's neutral territory
Edward:
I'm gonna make nice with him, I'm only gonna challenge him
Alice:
Great, Daddy-O
Emmett
So everybody dress up sweet and sharp and
meet Edward and me at ten.
And walk tall!
Rosalie:
We always walk tall!
Alice:
We're Vamps!
Carlisle:
The greatest!
Jasper:
When you're a Vamp you're the top cat in town
Now I know Jasper like I know me,
And I gaurantee you can count him in.
Emmett:
In, out, let's get crackin'!
Where you gonna find The Werewolves?
Edward:
At the dance tonight at the gym
Alice:
But the gym's neutral territory
Edward:
I'm gonna make nice with him, I'm only gonna challenge him
Alice:
Great, Daddy-O
Emmett
So everybody dress up sweet and sharp and
meet Edward and me at ten.
And walk tall!
Rosalie:
We always walk tall!
Alice:
We're Vamps!
Carlisle:
The greatest!
Jasper:
When you're a Vamp you're the top cat in town
Emmett:
You're the Gold medal kid with the heavyweight crown
Carlisle:
When you're a Vamp you're the swingin-est thing
Little boy, you're a Vamp, Little Vamp you're a king!
ALL:
The vamps are in gear
Our teeth are clickin'
The weres'll steer clear
'Cause every canine is
A lousy chicken!
Here come the Vamps like a bat outta hell
Someone gets in our way, someone don't live to tell!
Here come the Vamps!
Little world, step aside!
Better go underground!
Better run, Better hide!
We're drawing the line,
So keep your necks a hidden
We're hangin' a sign
Says visitors forbidden
And we ain't kiddin'
Here come the Vamps!
Yeah!
And we're gonna beat every last buggin' gang on the
whole buggin' street.
on the whole ever mother lovin' street!
Yeah!
You're the Gold medal kid with the heavyweight crown
Carlisle:
When you're a Vamp you're the swingin-est thing
Little boy, you're a Vamp, Little Vamp you're a king!
ALL:
The vamps are in gear
Our teeth are clickin'
The weres'll steer clear
'Cause every canine is
A lousy chicken!
Here come the Vamps like a bat outta hell
Someone gets in our way, someone don't live to tell!
Here come the Vamps!
Little world, step aside!
Better go underground!
Better run, Better hide!
We're drawing the line,
So keep your necks a hidden
We're hangin' a sign
Says visitors forbidden
And we ain't kiddin'
Here come the Vamps!
Yeah!
And we're gonna beat every last buggin' gang on the
whole buggin' street.
on the whole ever mother lovin' street!
Yeah!
Stay Tuned for the Werewolve's howling rebuttal.
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