West Coast Story: Part 2

Some might say that taking a story or song and changing the words around to fit with another story is unoriginal and downright lazy...

But if Twilight has taught us anything, you don't need to be original to be interesting. You just need to be Edward.

Crap! This post is supposed to be about werewolves!

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Fixed!

Without further talk of Edward's penis, I give you the Werewolf rebuttal

"When you're a Were(wolf)"

When you're a Were you're a Were all the way

from your first tuft of hair to your last dying bay

When your a Were if the spit hits the fan

You've got brothers around

You're a family man

You're never alone

You're never disconnected

You're home with your own

When company's expected

You're well protected

Then you are set with a capital W

Which you'll never forget, don't let it trouble you!

When you're a Were you stay a Were!

(speaking)

Now I know Embry like I know me,

And I gaurantee you can count him in.

Quil:

In, out, let's get crackin'!

Where you gonna find The Vampires?

Jacob:

At the dance tonight at the gym

Sam:

But the gym's neutral territory

Jacob:

I'm gonna make nice with him, I'm only gonna challenge him

Leah:

Great, Daddy-O

Quil

So everybody dress up sweet and sharp and

meet Jake and me at ten.

And walk tall!

Seth:

We always walk tall!

Sam:

We're Weres!

Leah:

The greatest!

Quil:

When you're a Were you're the top dog in town

Jacob:

You're the scruffiest kid with the scariest grin

Sam:

When you're a were you're the swingin-est thing

Little boy, you're a wolf, Little wolf you're a king!

ALL:

The were's are in gear

Our insicors are clickin'

The vamps'll steer clear

'Cause every leech is

A lousy chicken!

Here come the were's like a hound strait from hell

Someone gets in our way, someone don't live to tell!

Here come the Weres!

Little world, step aside!

Better go underground!

Better run, Better hide!

We're drawing the line,

So keep your brood a hidden

We're hangin' a sign

Says visitors forbidden

And we ain't kiddin'

Here come the Weres!

Yeah!

And we're gonna beat every last bitin' Vamp on the

whole bitin' street.

on the whole ever mother lovin' street!

Yeah!