West Coast Story: Part 2

Some might say that taking a story or song and changing the words around to fit with another story is unoriginal and downright lazy...

But if Twilight has taught us anything, you don't need to be original to be interesting. You just need to be Edward.

Crap! This post is supposed to be about werewolves!

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Fixed!

Without further talk of Edward's penis, I give you the Werewolf rebuttal

"When you're a Were(wolf)"

When you're a Were you're a Were all the way

from your first tuft of hair to your last dying bay

When your a Were if the spit hits the fan

You've got brothers around

You're a family man

You're never alone

You're never disconnected

You're home with your own

When company's expected

You're well protected

Then you are set with a capital W

Which you'll never forget, don't let it trouble you!

When you're a Were you stay a Were!

(speaking)

Now I know Embry like I know me,

And I gaurantee you can count him in.

Quil:

In, out, let's get crackin'!

Where you gonna find The Vampires?

Jacob:

At the dance tonight at the gym

Sam:

But the gym's neutral territory

Jacob:

I'm gonna make nice with him, I'm only gonna challenge him

Leah:

Great, Daddy-O

Quil

So everybody dress up sweet and sharp and

meet Jake and me at ten.

And walk tall!

Seth:

We always walk tall!

Sam:

We're Weres!

Leah:

The greatest!

Quil:

When you're a Were you're the top dog in town

Jacob:

You're the scruffiest kid with the scariest grin

Sam:

When you're a were you're the swingin-est thing

Little boy, you're a wolf, Little wolf you're a king!

ALL:

The were's are in gear

Our insicors are clickin'

The vamps'll steer clear

'Cause every leech is

A lousy chicken!

Here come the were's like a hound strait from hell

Someone gets in our way, someone don't live to tell!

Here come the Weres!

Little world, step aside!

Better go underground!

Better run, Better hide!

We're drawing the line,

So keep your brood a hidden

We're hangin' a sign

Says visitors forbidden

And we ain't kiddin'

Here come the Weres!

Yeah!

And we're gonna beat every last bitin' Vamp on the

whole bitin' street.

on the whole ever mother lovin' street!

Yeah!

West Coast Story: The Vamps VS The Weres Part 1

For those of you who have never seen West Side Story: you are very, very lucky. But as one who sat through it many a time as a child, I couldn't help but notice the similarities. Two warring gangs, a forbidden love, catchy tunes... its all there! So, get your fingers snapping and sing along, vamps!

When You're A Vamp

Words Blatantly Stolen and Rearranged from West Side Story's "When you're a Jet"

When you're a vamp you're a vamp all the way

from your first taste of blood to you're last violent fray

When your a vamp if venom hits the fan

You've got Cullens around

You're a family man

You're never alone

You're never disconnected

You're home with your own

When company's expected

You're well protected

Then you are set with a capital C

Which you'll never forget

When you're a Vamp you stay a vamp!

They are snapping their fingers in time... .you just cant see it because they are so FAST!

(speaking)
Now I know Jasper like I know me,
And I gaurantee you can count him in.

Emmett:
In, out, let's get crackin'!
Where you gonna find The Werewolves?

Edward:
At the dance tonight at the gym

Alice:
But the gym's neutral territory

Edward:
I'm gonna make nice with him, I'm only gonna challenge him

Alice:
Great, Daddy-O

Emmett
So everybody dress up sweet and sharp and
meet Edward and me at ten.
And walk tall!

Rosalie:
We always walk tall!

Alice:
We're Vamps!

Carlisle:
The greatest!

Jasper:
When you're a Vamp you're the top cat in town

Emmett:
You're the Gold medal kid with the heavyweight crown

Carlisle:
When you're a Vamp you're the swingin-est thing
Little boy, you're a Vamp, Little Vamp you're a king!

ALL:
The vamps are in gear
Our teeth are clickin'
The weres'll steer clear
'Cause every canine is
A lousy chicken!
Here come the Vamps like a bat outta hell
Someone gets in our way, someone don't live to tell!
Here come the Vamps!
Little world, step aside!
Better go underground!
Better run, Better hide!
We're drawing the line,
So keep your necks a hidden
We're hangin' a sign
Says visitors forbidden
And we ain't kiddin'
Here come the Vamps!
Yeah!
And we're gonna beat every last buggin' gang on the
whole buggin' street.
on the whole ever mother lovin' street!
Yeah!

Stay Tuned for the Werewolve's howling rebuttal.

A Picture Speaks 1000 Words

I'm pretty sure Stephenie Meyer was looking at the wrong picture when she wrote Breaking Dawn.