

| Fitzwilliam Darcy | Edward Cullen |
Occupation | Man of consequence | Teenage vampire |
Income | In possession of a good fortune | Probably richer than Darcy |
Home | Pemberley, Derbyshire | Forks, WA |
Age | 28 | 17 going on 108 |
Character flaw | Pride | Self-loathing |
Hobbies | Being disagreeable, hunting, brooding, swimming in ponds, fencing, repressing his feelings | Listening to and composing music, listening to the thoughts of strangers, peeping, hunting, brooding, driving fast, repressing his feelings |
Turn-ons | Fine eyes, pert opinions | Human blood |
Prefers | Brunettes | Brunettes |
Instead of television, likes to watch | Elizabeth playing piano | Bella sleeping |
Proposing marriage | Not so much successful on the first try. | Not so much successful on the first try. |
Cinema Portrayal | Sideburns, wet linen shirt | Perfect hair, glitter skin |
Dislikes | Giving consequence to young ladies who are slighted by other men. | Not being able to read Bella’s mind. |
Competition | A dashing scoundrel | A lovable teenage werewolf |
Cutest quote | “By you, I was properly humbled….You showed me how insufficient were all my pretensions to please a woman worthy of being pleased." | “If I could dream at all, it would be about you.” |
Biggest lie ever told | "She is tolerable; but not handsome enough to tempt me.” | “It will be as if I never existed.” |
Take a bow, Jean. Take a bow. Best posting EVER.
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