Enough of vampires. Enough of sparkles. Enough! Its time to turn over a new leaf. And what might be hiding behind that leaf?
A deer.
At post 100, we at TDH have decided to bring you a new perspective on the Twilight series. The next one hundred posts will be strictly about what it's like to be a deer in the Twilight universe. What do they eat? What kind of impact does the influx of both vampires and werewolves have on their lifestyle? Who protects them?
We are no longer going to post about Edward, or his sparkles or his penis.
Or are we?
Did I fool you for even a little bit?
All jokes aside, we have something very special for you today, strait from the New Moon editing room -- a sneak peak of Edward's New Moon reveal, Complete with sparkle CGI and inguinal bats!!!
This moment is brought to you by our dedicated sparkle expert, Smashl333.
This is genius! I would have commented sooner, but I fainted when I first saw the 100th post and just now woke up.
ReplyDeleteAshley is a genius. I'm glad you woke up! I think I'm still in a sparkle coma, but I'm learning to live with it....
ReplyDeletehaha! That's simply bedazzling.
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