A human walks up to a vampire.
Human: I'm having a bad day. Got any advice?
Vampire: Hey! Be Positive!
Get it? eh? EH?
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A Cullenary Critique
If you look up addiction in the dictionary, you might find a picture of a 17 year old going on 108, with pale skin, eyes that bedazzle and... a beige knit sweater?
Here at TDH, we ask all the right questions. Even when we don't have the answers. Enjoy.
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