New Moon Solo: A Ghastly Tune

We all know Edward to be a brooding, self loathing sort of vampire...

And so's his ghost!

Apparently his ghost is also musical. If I had to see Edward's ghost, I would prefer to have him sing a lovelorn ballad to me, and not just shout warnings like "Don't talk to werewolves!" or, "You left your lights on agaaaaain."

Brought to you, once again, by The Dutchess and the Duke

Lyrics to I Am Just A Ghost :
Don't waste your love on me,
Because tonight I'll be a ghost.

Don't hold me in your heart,
Because tonight I'll be a ghost.

Don't put your arms around me,
Don't tell me that you need me
'Cause I can't give you nothing that you need.

And if you think you know me,
I know it can't be easy
To look for something I could never see

Don't tell me it's all alright
'Cause everything inside is wrong with me.
Like a hunted thief that's hiding in the night
I'm stealing all the things that you want me to be.

And if you ever loved me,
You'll leave me where you found me.
And don't you let me catch you crying for me.

It's all I ever wanted,
And now I've finally got it,
And after all I'm just a memory.

Well I ain't got no hands and ears
And I ain't got no heart to love.
I ain't got no hand to hold
And it's enough to drive you crazy.
I ain't got no hand to hold
And I ain't got no ribs to hug
I ain't got no heart to love
And it's enough to drive you crazy.
I ain't got no hands to hold
And I ain't got no heart to love
I ain't got no heart to love
And it's enough to drive you crazy.
I ain't got no heart to love
I ain't got no hand to hold
And I ain't got no lips and eyes,
And it's enough to drive you crazy.

We know very little about Edward's Ghost's penis. We know he has no lips, eyes, hands, ears, heart or ribs, but...