Analysis!Alice - thank you for losing the flowy new agey, mature, weird clothes!
Rosalie - fantastically cute! And finally with great hair! Lovely booooots!
Esme - It's normal clothes! Phew! Finally!
Carlisle - he doesn't look like a douche! He looks youthful and comfortable!
Jasper - Finally he's....wait...WTF?
Jasper.
Jasper, Jasper, Jasper.
The hair. Why? Why can they not find you a good wig? Why do you need a wig at all? Is that a Member's Only jacket? (And not in a hot retro indie rocker kind of way.) Have you gained weight? What is the matter with wardrobe/makeup on these movies? You are an incredibly attractive, charismatic man.
A little bit country, a little bit vampire.Why are they so obsessed with making you look awkward and weird in these movies?
Oh, Jasper.
Eclipse is your movie! It's your moment! We get to see your back story. And what is cooler than a vampire?
A cowboy vampire. Duh.
Why can they not get this right?
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