We have certainly enjoyed seeing the preview for this movie during our mmmmmany New Moon theatre visits. (Sidebar: is that awful Italy / Juliet movie even a movie or is it a preview? Because that hunk of junk is still ruining my Robert Pattinson buzz every time I go to the theatre.)
Yes, the preview was enjoyable... Team Deer was not quite so enthusiastic about the movie.
Rob's Hair
Fantastic, glorious, and often being touched. He's allowed to have stubble (hot!) and his eyebrows were under control and not distracting. So...win/win.
Damn. He's beautiful even when he's beat up.
New Moon Edward could have used some of this dissipation.Rob's Quotes
Not applicable. It wasn't really the lines that were awful.
Why Rob Chose to Be in This Movie
He gets to smoke cigarettes and/or drink in pretty much every shot. Oh, and dress like a huge slob and fondle his guitar.
"A handwritten script must be worthwhile. I'll do it!"Twilight Crossover/Tie-In
Just like in New Moon, your eye will be strangely drawn to his left nipple. It's because he has his dead brother's name tattooed--not just over his heart, but curving prominently around his pectoral, accentuating the legendary nipple. Please note: no sparkle.
Overall Impressions
What just happened!
I'm not sure what is more ill-advised: the preview that made this seem like a romantic drama (I wasn't really rooting for the couple) or the unexpected and unfortunate twist at the end of the movie. Do you think the reason why most of the actors they cast are foreign is because they couldn't convince any Americans that the September 11 tie-in was in any way appropriate or meaningful to the story?
He hasn't showered in a week and he still looks hotter than James Bond.Recommendation
128 minutes of eye candy is not a bad way to spend 128 minutes. Plus, there's a preview of Eclipse.
Remember Edward's penis.
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