A Pop Revelation

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The 80's

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Originally "Bad Medicine" was a song about vampires, but the Volturi stepped in, informing Bon Jovi that he would be ripped to pieces if he sang the original lyrics. As you can see, I have the original version right here! Only a few key words were altered, and with those in place, one can see how the rest of the song is clearly relevant. Edward probably sings it all the time.

Your blood is like bad madicine

Bad medicine is what I need

Pump it out, just like bad madicine

There ain't no doctor that can

Cure my disease

I ain't got a fever got a permanent disease

It'll take more than a doctor to prescribe a remedy

I got lots of money but it isn't what I need

Gonna take more than a shot to get this poison out of me

I got all the symptoms count 'em 1,2,3

First you need

That's what you get for falling in love

Then you feed

You get a little but it's never enough

On your knees

That's what you get for falling in love

And now this boy's addicted cause your scent is the drug

I don't need no needle

To be giving me a thrill

And I don't need no anesthesia

Or a nurse to bring a pill

I got a dirty down addiction

It doesn't leave a track

I got a jones for your jugular

Like a monkey on my back (monkey reference wtf!)

There ain't no paramedic

To save you from this attack

I need a respirator cause I'm running out of breath

You're an all night blood donator wrapped in khaki sweater vests

When you find your medicine you take what you can get

Cause if there's something better baby well they haven't found it yet

Amen.