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Some anomalies are just better understood through the lens of vampirism. With lyrics like "I ran a long long way from home, to find a heart that's made of stone," the madness all begins to make sense!
Of course, the Volturi are well aware of the visibility of Roxette, but after reading their lyrics the powerful three guessed that few would ever be able to pick out the vampiric references amongst the silliness. Besides. They are from Sweden. No one takes them seriously. Except me.
Joyride
Irrelevant lyrics italicized (volturized?) for hilarity
I hit the road out of nowhere,
I had to jump in my car
And be a rider in a love game
Following the stars,
Dont need no book of wisdom,
I get no money talk at all.
She has a train going downtown,
Shes got a club on the moon
And shes telling all her secrets
In a wonderful balloon. ????
Oh shes the heart of the funfair,
Shes got me whistling her private tune.
And it all begins where it ends,
And shes all mine,
My magic friend.
She says:
Hello, you fool,
I love you,
Cmon join the joyride,
Join the joyride.
(I am sure this is relevant somehow...)
she's a flower, i can paint her, ?
she's a child of the sun,
we're a part of this together,
could never turn around and run.
don't need no fortune teller
to know where my lucky love belongs oh no.
cos it all begins again when it ends,
and we're all magic friends.
she says: hello, you fool, i love you,
c'mon join the joyride, be a joyrider
The best part, is where they randomly shout "Roxette" near the end of the song.
So, what is a joyrider?
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