Pop Revelations Part X: Now That's a Sweater...

If you want to destroy my sweater
(pause for fainting, dramatic effect)
...
...

Just pull this thread as I walk away
watch me unravel
I'll soon be naked
lying on the floor
I come undone

I bet you didn't see that one coming (twhs).

What do we know about the Volturi? Well, we know even less about them than we do about something else that we know 10 things about (not to be confused with 10 things I hate about you.) They hail, stylistically, from classic bloodsucking fiends; Dark, powerful, eeeeevil. Oh yeah, and European.

We also know, through various revelations, that the Volturi often step in to make sure the secrets of their world go undiscovered. What is stopping them from also using pop culture to relay messages to their vampire friends? And how do you think these dark, classy vampires felt when they discovered that Edward, son of their good friend Carlisle, marred the good name vampire by covering it up in a beige knit pullover sweater? Exactly.

Pop Revelations. We've got ten of them.