Hi, How are you? Well, its your BIRTHDAY so you should be having a great day. What was that? You ARE having a great day? Well, what about tomorrow? And the next day? Its not your job to think that far ahead. That's our job. Here at TDH we have come up with a few gifts that keep on giving, some tried and true recipes to make life great for days to come!
Specimen 1: Screaming Twihard
What is a Twihard? Does it have something to do with something we know very little about? Perhaps not. Perhaps it is just a nickname adopted by innocent, screaming fans -- now in liquid form!
After one of these, you'll be screaming too...
The Screaming Twihard (measurements approximate):
1 oz Tequila (I am lucky enough to have Patron. You might not be so lucky... but you are welcome to have some of mine)
1/2 oz Vodka: Regular or Raspberry
Top off with 1 oz Coke: Plain or Cherry
What's that you say? It smells like your high school girlfriend? EXACTLY.
Note: I just tried this. It actually wasn't quite as terrible as I thought it would be. But do not, I repeat, DO NOT drink the tequila/raspberry vodka mixture without the coke.
Specimen 2: Fanpire Elixir
A long day of encounters with Screaming Twihards (liquid or otherwise) might leave you feeling weak and exhausted. Let us direct you toward the perfect cure:
The Fanpire Elixir:
Handful of Mint Leaves
Juice of one Limey... er... Lime
2 t sugar
A few raspberries
Rum
Tonic
In highball glass full of ice, muddle the mint, lime, sugar, and raspberries. Add the rum. Stir or shake. Top with Tonic or Club Soda.
Mint is known to be relaxing and rejuvinating, especially when combined with alcohol. Pitcher sized portions are a recommended for particularly tiresome days. Amen
Note: I just found a mojito recipe that uses gin. GIN!
Specimen 3: Superhuman Moron
Some days are just really bad. Sometimes, donning that peacoat just makes you feel like a moron. We are here to tell you that you are not. All you need is some liquid courage! I recommend a flask of spiced rum or whiskey. Either will taste pretty good on their own, and can easily be tipped into a glass of soda. Besides, what are peacoats for, if not to conceal something tasty and forbidden? That's right, I said it.
Superhuman Moron:
1 flask of spiced rum or whiskey
1 peacoat
1 glass of preferred mixer (optional)
Hide flask in coat. Take out and drink when no one is watching. Spike other people's drinks, just for funsies.
Specimen 4: Hey, That's your T-shirt
It just wouldn't be a birthday if you didn't wake up the next day with little memory of the night before, and even less clothing. A drink, to T-shirts everywhere!
Well, that's all we've got up our sleeves for now.
Love,
TDH
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