WWDK: Nipple Edition

It may have been the very first thing that came up as we were leaving the theatre. (TWSS!) The conversation went a little something like this:

Did you see Edward's nipple?
Yes. Which one?
His left nipple.
Yes. It looked funny.
I know, my eye was totally drawn to it.
Yeah, I couldn't look away.
The big screen really magnifies it.


Later at The Hurricane, where midnight New Moon Premiere hysteria was followed by all night pancakes and hashbrowns, theories emerged:

Maybe it's deformed.
Maybe the venom didn't make it all the way to that nipple.
Maybe pressing it opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
Maybe it's supposed to be a beige nipple.

Whatever it was, it required further study. Less than 12 hours later, upon closer inspection during Viewing #2, we hypothesized that it was a funny swirl of chest hair creating the illusion of a deformed nipple.


Approximately 72 hours later during Viewing #3, we agreed that our hypothesis was correct, noting that further study was not required, but could yield additional valuable insights into the mysteries of Edward's sparkley bits.

Edward is sensitive about his nipples.

Next hypothesis to test: What's up with Edward's penis? Would the big screen also magnify it? Would we be able to look away? We don't know!