(Edward)
You wait, little girl,
On an empty deck
For fate to turn the light off
Your life, little girl,
Is a tasty neck
That men will want to bite on
(Bella)
To bite on
(Edward)
You are 17 going on 18
Baby it’s time to think
Better beware [of me!]
Be canny and careful
Baby you're on the brink [of death]
You are 17 going on 18
Fellows will fall in line
Eager young lads
And roués and cads
Will thirst for your blood sometimes
Totally unprepared are you
To face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared are you
Of things beyond your ken
You need someone
Older and wiser
Telling you what to do
I am 17 going on 108
I'll take care of you [hisssss]
(Bella)
I am 17 going on 18
I'm not that naive
Vampires I meet may think I smell sweet
But I simply don't believe
I am 17 going on 18 fragrant as a rose
bloodsucking dandies
with bouffants-so-fancy,
What do I know of those?
Totally unprepared am I
To face a world of death
Timid and shy and scared am I
Of things beyond my ken
I need someone
Older and wiser
Telling me what to do
You are 17 going on 108
I'll depend on you
When the vampire bites, when the werewolf stings, Edward's penis is one of our favorite things.
Saturday, September 19, 2009
Twilight Duet / The Cullen Family Singers
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And then we don't feel so sad!
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