Eclipse Duets: Jacob and Edward BFFs

Now we know what really happened in the tent and why Jacob ranks it as one of the best nights of his life.










New Best Friend, by The Lashes

Jacob: I told you the best things come from tragedy.
Edward: It's hard to think positively when you're down.
Jacob: I saw you in Forks acting dispassionately.
Edward: But I bite everything that I see when you're around.

Jacob: The very thought of you,
Tearing my clothes apart.
Edward: The very thought of you,
I don't know where to start.
BOTH: Do you wanna be best friends?
Do you wanna be my new best friend tonight?
And the rest of our lives.
Tonight and the rest of our lives.

Jacob: I will sit in the non-sucking section for you, boy.
I'll change all of my world, to be at your side.
Edward: And I'll sit at the bar drinking soda pop with you, boy.
I'll change all of my world to go on this ride.

Jacob: The very thought of you,
Tearing my clothes apart.
Edward: The very thought of you,
I don't know where to start.
BOTH: Do you wanna be best friends?
Do you wanna be my new best friend tonight?
And the rest of our lives.
Tonight and the rest of our lives.

Edward: Nothing I can do, boy, to make you feel so high.
Jacob: Nothing I can do, boy, to make your days and nights fly by.
Edward: And all of my clothes smell just like wet dog,
Jacob: Stay with me tonight.

Jacob: The very thought of you,
Tearing my clothes apart.
Edward: The very thought of you,
I don't know where to start.
BOTH: Do you wanna be best friends?
Do you wanna be my new best friend tonight?
And the rest of our lives.
Tonight and the rest of our lives.
Tonight and the rest of our lives.

What does Jacob know about Edward's penis?