Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Edward's First Vampire Words

That really f***ing hurt, Dr. Cullen.

Do I dazzle you?


I have never met anyone as pretty as me.


I'm the belle. I'm the belle of the ball. It's my big day! Hisssssssssssssss


What do you think Edward's first vampire words were?

What words did he use to describe his vampire penis?

1 comment:

  1. If I was Dr. Cullen, I wouldn't have been able to stop. That's all I'm sayin.

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