It was dark outside. Raining (probably. maybe. I don't remember actually). The Twilight DVD whirred in the machine, projecting larger than necessary (but definitely appreciated) images of Edward Cullen across the seizure sized screen. But this was no ordinary viewing of Twilight. This was Twilight with commentary. Robert Pattinson, Catherine Hardwicke and Kristen Stewart spoke over the movie, sharing little tid bits about their time working together. Well, the ladies did. Robert, however, chose to share other important facts:
"That's my t-shirt."
As many of you may have guessed from previous blog postings, we of TDH spent the weekend in meatspace, conducting an in depth study of Twilight and its many special features. We did not take any calls. We did however take many, many drinks. After watching the commentary, I was inspired to make a drink called "That's my t-shirt" or "Hey, that's my t-shirt".
I put a lot of thought into this drink (just kidding, I was already drunk and just picked up the closest bottle. Gin). A drink with such a title should be a strong drink, with many layered, yet complementary alcoholic flavors. It should be a drink that will cure your sobriety in one go. It should be a drink that might make you wake up one morning and say to yourself "Hey, that's my t-shirt!"
And so, on that drunk, rainy night, I found my t-shirt:
lime juice from 1/2 a lime
overzealous shot(s) of gin
a tasteful splash of triple sec
top it off with dry champagne
Serve over ice. With a cherry.
Yet still, Edward's penis remains shrouded in mystery
Drink at your own discretion... I can barely remember what it tasted like!... (that's what he said.)
ReplyDeleteI think it was delicious.
ReplyDeleteHey, that's my tshirt.
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