I knew it was a bad idea. Usually when these magazines with Robert Pattinson doing photo shoots where he pretends to be my boyfriend come out, I resist purchasing them, and only look at the pictures online.Today Jean and I braved the mocking smirks of bookstore cashiers in order to purchase the Robert Pattinson magazine, officially named "Vanity Fair" or something. Maybe you have heard of this magazine.
ANYWAY.
Despite Jean's efforts to distract me by playing Twilight in the background, I will state my case!
Photographic Specimen A:
Me: They're Pajamas
Jean: No, its some sort of suit thing.
Me: Yeah. Its a suit... for bedtime
Jean: No! Look at this other picture! Its an outfit
Me: No its not
Jean: Yes it is
Me: Not
Jean: Is
I confess, I made a bold move -- an underhanded move. I consulted Michael.
Michael: Those look like pajamas to me (THANK YOU!) or maybe cabana wear?
I can see how these linens might be construed as casual beach wear. However...
Note:
- The stripes!
- The matching top and bottom (twss)!
- Despite the fact that he probably shouldn't be wearing anything to bed, I think it is very clear that these are traditional nighty night clothes.
- And there is a blanket.
- And a cigarrette.
- AND cheap beer... classic bedtime accoutrement!!!
Why Jean? WHY?
About three things I am absolutely certain. First, those are not pajamas. Second, you just want them to be pajamas. And third, he is unequivocally and irreversibly not wearing pajamas.
ReplyDeleteHe's wearing a blanket because his clothing is so aweful. Not because his outfit is in any way related to sleep.
ReplyDeleteI thought he was wearing a blanket because he was homeless... which would technically make us both right because his jammies would also be his day clothes. hmmm...
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