Token Team Jacob Post

In case any of you are keeping track, this is a post that doesn't mention Edward (dammit) about which the main focus is not Edward, nor Robert Pattinson.

Werewolves are cool!

• Once they mature, they can either choose "forever" or they can control their phasing and return to a normal life.
  
• In a pinch, they can fill in for a space heater.
• They can be in love with a girl without resorting to creepy stalker tactics.
  
• They put off a more lovable, sunshiney vibe than vampires.
• Automotive repair skillz.
• They're naked a lot.
  

But in all fairness, werewolves have some issues:

• Pack mentality.
  
• Sometimes it's creepy who they love.
  
• They smell like dogs.
  
• They don't sparkle, per se.
  
• Even werewolves can be intimidated by Edward Cullen, bouffant hair and all. Hisssssss.

I wonder what werewolves know about Edward's penis?