Just Checking In...

This week, a certain member of Team Deer went off the grid for three days.

Well!

Of course you realize what takes three days: turning into Edward's vampire honey.

So, not unlike Jacob, I had to make a phone call (well, a text) today just to make sure that a certain inevitable event hadn't yet occurred. And while Emilie didn't answer my question directly, answer she did. With text-based giggling. So at least I know that Edward was able to stop.

What if Edward's penis went off the grid?