New Moon The Musical: Once More, With Feeling!

Now, starring the cast of Buffy!

BELLA:
I touch the fire but wish it was freezing
I only find Jacob Black
Why can't I feel?
My skin shouldn't crack and peel
I want the iciness back.

Jacob comforts Bella in Edward's Absense

Now, through the smoke he calls to me
To make my way across the flame
He'll save the day or maybe melt away
I guess it's all the same
So, I will walk to the fire
Cause where else can I turn?
I will walk to the fire
And let it

JACOB
The torch I bear is scorching me
Edward's laughing I've no doubt
I hope he fries
She's free if that leech dies!
I wish he'd help me out.

GHOST OF EDWARD
Bella's drawn to the fire
Some people

JACOB
She will

EDWARD, JACOB
never learn
And she will walk to the fire
And let it

Edward and Jacob have an impromptu musical douche-off.

EDWARD
I wish I would have gone and changed her!
Am I leaving her in danger?
Is my Bella too far gone to care?

ALICE
What if Edward can't defeat it?

Alice forsees Bella's leap from the cliffs

JASPER
Your seeing eyes are right
We're needed!

Jasper is dangerous.

ROSALIE
...Or we could just sit around and glare

Rosalie glares.

CULLENS:
We'll see it through
It's what we're always here to do
We'll watch her walk to the fire...

BELLA
So one by one, they turned from me
I guess my friends don't want me cold

ALICE
What don't we want...
...Together

BELLA
I wish I'd froze, but not one among them knows
And never can be told.

ALICE
He came from the grave much graver.

CARLISLE
So one by one they come to me
The distant redness as their guide

Carlisle, The Patriarch.

JACOB
First, he'll kill her, then I'll save her

ESME
Everything is turning out so dark

Esme worries about her family.

BELLA
Going through the motions

JACOB
No, I'll save her, then I'll kill her

CARLISLE
But what they find
Ain't what they had in mind

BELLA
Walking through the part

EMMETT
I think this line is mostly filler

Oh, Emmett

CARLISLE
It's what they have inside

JACOB
What's it going to take to strike a spark?

BELLA
These endless days are finally ending in a blaze

JACOB
She will come to me

The Cullens see the werewovles for the first time.

BELLA, CULLENS, WEREWOLVES
And she is caught in the fire
At the point of no return
So she will walk to the fire
And let it
Burn
Let it burn
Let it burn
Let it burn!

I think we know that Edward's penis doesn't burn.