We at TDH found this concoction to be a most suitable remedy for The Swooning. It is quite effective in controlling the mood in a room--much as its namesake might do. We found this beverage particularly helpful when we were assaulted with the unanticipated Edward-bites-Bella-in-Biology-Class bit on the extras DVD.

I'll take a shot of that. Or a whole glass full, on ice. This one sparkles too!
Easy Jasperilla
Whiskey or burbon
Root beer
Ice
Serve as a shot, or on the rocks. Swizzle. Just add fainting couch (one per person.) Thanks to HP for thinking up the most brilliant cocktail name of her LIFE.
Whiskey or burbon
Root beer
Ice
Serve as a shot, or on the rocks. Swizzle. Just add fainting couch (one per person.) Thanks to HP for thinking up the most brilliant cocktail name of her LIFE.
And speaking of fainting couches, we still know almost nothing about Edward's penis.
You don't need to put that on ice. hisssssssss
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