Who would enjoy moping about Capitol Hill in Seattle, drifting in and out of Neumos, blending in amongst other mopey indie boys in tight jeans?Edward. That's who.
He could put off his "I'm dangerous and I loathe you" vibe to all kinds of strangers, and still fit right in. He would probably grow a beard and dress sloppy by Cullen standards. He would play pinball at Shorty's and be the champion. The vintage pinball wizard!
Or maybe he would go glam, taking in a drag show, where even in sunlight his glittery gorgeousness might fade into the background. Alice might join him from time to time, make him dance with her.
It's probably too dangerous for Jasper to be in such close proximity to all the humans, but maybe Rosalie occasionally drags Edward to psychobilly shows at El Corazon or the Showbox. I bet the Cullens cruise Broadway.
In the books, why does Edward never come to Seattle? Before Bella appears, wouldn't he get tired of playing music, learning foreign languages, and being pretty and alone all night? Surely he would come to Seattle to see what's what, and to be pretty and alone all night in a more urban setting.
Does he stand like a statue and become part of the machine?
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