It's a Mirage!

WELCOME to Breaking Dawn Eve eve!

Have you decked your halls with Edward's "holly"?

Have you dusted off your fainting couch?

Are all your werewolves lined up in a row?

The viewing of Breaking Dawn is almost upon us, yet somehow it escapes me! I keep forgetting that it is time! The time/space distance between me and Friday night seems unfathomable! Its like Breaking Dawn is over there, and I am over here. But when we cross paths...

squeeeeeeee-eeeehehehehe

What We Do Know: Part 41

"There was nothing about him that could be improved upon."

WWDK: Part 34(byin)

After a thrilling two part TWSS extravaganzo -- if you haven't read it yet, by all means scroll down! -- we have learned something new about Edward's sparkley bits.

It likes a bumpy ride.

Who Loves Edward the Most?

We do!

What we had that that dumb girl ahead of us didn't have:

• Solidarity! Where were her friends?
• Ukelele skillz.
• Burritos.
• Peanut butter and Jacob chocolates.
• Singing, in rounds.
• We also had a certain je ne sais sparkle.
• Forbidden Fruits conversation hearts.
• A top secret and painstakingly organized seating strategy, using a failsafe multi-team approach. Don't be afraid to use your elbows!
  

What We Do Know: Part 28

It's an international phenomenon.

Chapter Four: It's a sign!

Sunday Morning

10:00 am -- We decide to nonchalantly swing by (har har) the two o'clock 100 Monkey's autograph signing. I mean, we're in Vancouver, after all. It would be silly to not go, right? RIGHT?

11:30 -- We get distracted by cupcakes.

1:00 -- I decide I need to purchase my own ukulele so that I could have the 100 Monkeys sign it (up until this point I have been using a loaner)

1:25 -- We cross King Edward Ave

1:30 -- We arrive at music shop. Robert Pattinson's doppelganger sells me a ukulele (its a sign! Sorry no pictures)

1:35 -- We cross King Edward Ave

2:15 -- We arrive at the Monkeys' signing. I entertain the thought of playing a song for Jackson.

3:15 -- Bouncer recognizes me from the night before as "ukulele girl" and informs me that Jackson just so happens to have a ukulele with him. By now, I've lost track of signs. Sydney insists that I play the song

3:17 -- The Stairway. Omg omg. Will I do it?

3:20 -- Clearly, Jackson spots the ukulele

3:21 -- "I have a song for you"

Look at that smile!

The band politely listens. The girl in the blue plans to kick my ass in about 10 minutes

Jackson shows me his

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Thanks to Sydney for great moral support and documentarian skillz, and to Jeremy for loaning me his ukulele to practice on.

What We Do Know: Part 23

You can google it.