What We Do Know: Part 58

Poor Jacob can never manage to get anywhere with Bella because Edward always interrupts.

"Always in the way!"

Oh, Edward.

It's always in the way.

Wanna Join The Team?

I've noticed that they'll let just about anyone on to Twilight teams these days. Seriously! Are there no standards? Are they really that desperate for members?

Well here at TDH, things are different. We have criteria! Our simple list of qualifiers will give our readers a sense of belonging (and perhaps creepiness) and bring a sparkle to your day!

You Know You are Team Deer If:

- You're attracted to glittery objects
- You've contemplated the mechanics of vampire genitalia
- You own something Twilight related.
- You've made something Twilight related (poems, songs, shirts, etc.)
- You start sentences "If I were a vampire..."
- You have ever wondered about Edward's penis
- You giggle when hearing any of the following words: sparkle, glitter, feathers
- You think this picture has too much bella
- You have theories about Edward's penis
- Whenever anyone says "Say it." You can't stop yourself from saying, "Out loud."
- You can name at least one thing you know about Edward's penis
- You've googled it
- You have a problem with the name Renesmee
- You take Vitamin R regularly


- You can transform any subject into a conversation about Twilight
- You have your own theories about
what happened in that tent



If you have your own Team Deerisms, feel free to add below.

Edvent Calendar - Day Three

What We Do Know: Christmas Edition

It came upon a midnight clear

It came upon a midnight clear

What We Do Know: Special Edition - Eclipse

Whose what casts a shadow wherenow?
Who is eclipsing whom?
The Eclipser becomes the Eclipsee?

What We Do Know: Part 57

"Like always, as soon as I started thinking about Edward I was caught up in a dizzy spin of fantasies." -Bella

It makes you dizzy.

WWDK: Park 56

"I'm not technically breaking any of his rules. He did say I couldn't take a step inside the door. I came in through the window."

It will find the loopholes.

What We Do Know: Part 55

"Jasper can handle it."

I'm sure he can, Edward. I'm sure he can.

What We Do Know: Part 54

Edward's patience was endless.

It can wait.

What We Do Know: Part 53

"It’s a good thing you’re bulletproof." -Bella

It's indestructible.

What We Do Know: Part 52 (What Jacob Knows)

"He knows what he’s doing and I don’t." -Jacob

I knew it!

It has experience.

What We Do Know: Part 51 (What Jacob Knows)

"I knew you were just as crazy jealous as I am." - Jacob

It doesn't like to share.

What We Do Know: Part 50 (What Jacob Knows)

Even Jacob is preoccupied by it!

"What’s it like — having a vampire for a boyfriend?" - Jacob

What We Do Know: Part 49 (What Jacob Knows)

Even Jacob is dazzled by it.

"Damn it all. He's better than I thought." -Jacob

What We Do Know: Part 48 (What Jacob Knows)

Jacob's not supposed to talk about it.

"I guess I just violated the treaty." -Jacob

What We Do Know: Part 47 (What Jacob Knows)

"It's just a scary story, Bella."

Is it, Jacob? IS IT?

hissssssssssssss

What We Do Know: Part 46

Haven’t you noticed yet, Bella, that Edward is just the teeniest bit prone to overreaction?
-Alice

It's prone to overreaction. So. Watch out.

What We Do Know: Part 45

"You’re intoxicated by my very presence."


It's intoxicating.

What We Do Know: Part 44

"Edward in the sunlight was shocking. I couldn’t get used to it, though I’d been staring at him all afternoon"It's shocking!

That is What She Said and That is What He Said

"It's so pretty, " I murmured to myself, surprised.

"Do you like it?"
"It's beautiful." I shrugged, feigning a lack of interest. "What's not to like."
He chuckled. "See if it fits."

What We Do Know: Part 43

"Edward's look wasn't something that could be achieved through imitation."

It can't be imitated or duplicated.

OMG!

What if there were two of them?!

Two of them.