Eclipse Soundtrack: How Can you Swallow...

...So Much Sleep.

Get your mind out of the gutter! The name of the song is How Can you Swallow So Much Sleep.

These lyrics are SO Edward. Can I wake you up indeed!


And yet, WTF does this mean: Could you bag me up?

Law Abiding Team Jacob Fans Feel Free to Swoon

I'm afraid there is no way we can not celebrate Taylor Lautner's 18th Birthday. All of us dirty old ladies can now heave a sigh of relief.

T een wolf
A lmost as funny as Rob
Y our Favorite Quilute
L egal
O n Fire
R eally hot

L ycanthropic
A nthropomorphic
U nusually buff
T erribly strong
N ot susceptible to lunar cycles
E dward's nemesis
R eally literally hot

What We Do Know: Part 55

"Jasper can handle it."

I'm sure he can, Edward. I'm sure he can.

That's What He Said

"I don’t mind if you want to use me to experiment." -Jacob

Woah.

What To Expect From TDH in 2010

• More detailed and gratuitous analysis of Edward's sparkley bits. Oh. We know a lot.
• New Moon DVD Release coverage. Well, maybe not so much coverage as a weekend swooning binge peppered with incoherent in-joke blog posts interspersed with in-depth and hilarious analyses.

• Eclipse themed cocktails!
• A Member of TDH has Rob's love child.
  
• Will there be more Twifights?

• Eclipse Lockdown. Team Deer is going underground. It will be as if we never existed. Until we resurface after a weekend swooning binge peppered with incoherent in-joke blog posts interspersed with in-depth and hilarious analyses.
• If the rumors are true, Robstalk: Portland (or Vancouver, whatever) during filing of Breaking Dawn.
  
• How much do we know about Edward's penis?
• What don't we know? What would we like to know?
  
• Total Eclipse of the Heart (also a good cocktail name)
• Partial Eclipse of the Sparkle.
• Maybe we'll get another fan. Woohoo!

What would you like to see from TDH in the coming year?