Wanna Join The Team?

I've noticed that they'll let just about anyone on to Twilight teams these days. Seriously! Are there no standards? Are they really that desperate for members?

Well here at TDH, things are different. We have criteria! Our simple list of qualifiers will give our readers a sense of belonging (and perhaps creepiness) and bring a sparkle to your day!

You Know You are Team Deer If:

- You're attracted to glittery objects
- You've contemplated the mechanics of vampire genitalia
- You own something Twilight related.
- You've made something Twilight related (poems, songs, shirts, etc.)
- You start sentences "If I were a vampire..."
- You have ever wondered about Edward's penis
- You giggle when hearing any of the following words: sparkle, glitter, feathers
- You think this picture has too much bella
- You have theories about Edward's penis
- Whenever anyone says "Say it." You can't stop yourself from saying, "Out loud."
- You can name at least one thing you know about Edward's penis
- You've googled it
- You have a problem with the name Renesmee
- You take Vitamin R regularly


- You can transform any subject into a conversation about Twilight
- You have your own theories about
what happened in that tent



If you have your own Team Deerisms, feel free to add below.

Edevent Calendar - Day 15

Don't Forget to Take your Vitamins

What We Do Know: Part 45

"You’re intoxicated by my very presence."


It's intoxicating.

Vitamin R vs. Vitamin R

If you google Vitamin R and/or look in the urban dictionary, it turns out it's some song I didn't know about, or Ritalin.

FALSE.

Vitamin R is Charlie Swan's brilliant pet name for Rainer Beer tall boys, and our (stolen) pet name for another tall boy, Robert Pattinson.
Today's assignment: compare and contrast Vitamin R and Vitamin R.

• Effervescence - mmm, bubbles.
• Height - both are tall.
• Refreshing qualities - both are equally cool and delicious and hit the spot.
• Price - one is extremely affordable. The other...???
  
• Availability - unless you like looking at pictures of beer online, one is a LOT more available than the other.
• Availability - I can run to the store to pick up a six pack of one. The other's six pack is more elusive.
  
• Addictive qualities: I can't say I've known anyone to be addicted to Rainer...
• Overdoses: One is much more dangerous. Much much much more.
  

What the heck is that? (TWSS)

Rainier: "A Pure, Light, Delicious, Healthful Beer, that invigorates and strengthens, aids digestion, and produces sound and refreshing sleep."


Rob: Pretty much the same as Ranier, minus the sound and refreshing sleep.

Who wants a refreshing Rainier?

This guy.

Does Edward's penis have anything in common with Vitamin R? We may never know...

NMS: Shooting the Moon

Good luck with shooting whatwherenow?

NMS: Friends

"Yeah my friends, they are so beautiful"

And oh my GAWD what a catchy song. I know, I know, you're still just looking at the picture, but really, I'm all about Band of Skulls.

New Moon Solo: Jacob

You know the Quillies first became wolves in order to hunt vampires, right? So who exactly is our young alpha male hunting, hmmmm? Is a certain stalker becoming a stalkeeeeee? Who's hungry for whatnow? Hot!

Dark in the city, night is a wire
Steam in the subway, earth is a fire
Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do
Woman you want me, give me a sign
And catch my breathing even closer behind
Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Smell like I sound, I'm lost in a crowd
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Straddle the line, in discord and rhyme
Im on the hunt I'm after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And Im hungry like the wolf

Stalked in the forest, too close to hide
Ill be upon you by the moonlight side
Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do
High blood drumming on our skin its so tight
You feel my heart, I'm just a moment behind
Do-do do do, do do do, do do do, do do do, do do

In touch with the ground
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Scent and a sound, I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line, its discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
Mouth is alive all running inside
And I'm hungry like the wolf

(hungry like the wolf
Hungry like the wolf
Hungry like the wolf)

Burning the ground I break from the crowd
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
I smell like I sound, I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf
Strut on a line, its discord and rhyme
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Mouth is alive with juices like wine
And I'm hungry like the wolf

Burning the ground I break from the crowd
I'm on the hunt I'm after you
Scent and a sound, I'm lost and I'm found
And I'm hungry like the wolf

Strut on a line, its discord and rhyme
I howl and I whine I'm after you
Mouth is alive all running inside
And I'm hungry like the wolf...

Got Vitamin R?