Edvent Calendar - Day Four

If this is flu season, I don't want to be well!

Let’s Talk for a Minute about Carlisle’s Wardrobe

Is there a rule that Carlisle has to wear a cardigan and/or some sort of neck ornament if he isn't wearing his lab coat?


Is that supposed to make him look old enough to have teenage foster kids? Because it just makes him look like a douchebag.

And he dresses this way when he is at home alone with his family! I can understand misguided attempts to fool the humans into thinking he's old--creating the illusion of a middle aged fatherly type. But at home?


Again, I have to ask. Alice? Hellooooo? Are you the one responsible for Carlisle's wardrobe? What are you thinking?

Sidebar: Why bother casting really hot Cullen men if you are just going to douse them with powdered sugar and lipstick (omg that's so hot) and awful unnatural hair colors or wigs? Are you trying to make them less attractive than Edward? Because I would kind of be ok with it if they were all equally attractive.

Sidebar #2: Could someone please hurry up and cast this man in a Jane Austen movie? He doesn't even have to learn a British accent. He doesn't have to speak at all. He can just alternate between an eye twinkle and general smoldering. Maybe even in a more natural hair color.

What does Carlile Really Say?

What do you think Carlisle whispered to Deathbed Edward before turning him into a vampire?

Here are some possibilities:

• I love you.
• You'll thank me in the morning.
• Get used to disappointment.
• I'm so lonely.
• I want to start a family with you.
• You're the belle. You're the belle of the ball. It's your big day. I can make you sparkle!
• You complete me.
• I have never met anyone as pretty as me.

Now it's your turn. What do you think Carlisle said?

This Joke Makes me Sick!

Thanks to my new roomies for this one!

Q: What do you give a vampire with a cold?

A: A coffin drop!

Dr. Cullen administers a "coffin drop" to soothe Edward's itchy throat.

What We Do Know, Part X

"I certainly never thought to see Carlisle bested for self-control of all things, but you put him to shame." -Aro

Apparently we know a little something about Carlisle's penis too.