Out loud.
Say it.
"Santa Claus."He’s impossibly fast and strong so he can haul lots of loot all over the world in one short night. He never eats or drinks anything, which is why the cookies I left out get eaten by my Dad. He speaks like he’s from a different time, because duh, Santa Claus has been around for centuries. His skin is ice cold, from living in the North Pole.
He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake.
He knows if you've been bad or good, because of Alice for goodness sake!MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM TEAM DEER!
