New Moon Duets: Crush

If Edward and Bella have anything in common, it is their flair for the melodramatic...

Crush by Garbage with guest appearances by The Ghost of Edward

-Edward and Bella-

I would die for you
I would die for you
I've been dying just to feel you by my side
To know that you're mine

-Bella-
I will cry for you
I will cry for you
I will wash away your pain with all my tears
And drown your fear

-Edward-
I will pray for you
I will pray for you

-Bella-
I will sell my soul for something pure and true
Someone like you

-Bella-
See your face every place that I walk in
Hear your voice every time I am talking
-Edward-

You will believe in me
And I will never be ignored

-Bella-
I will burn for you
Feel pain for you
I will twist the knife and bleed my aching heart
I'll tear it apart

-Edward-
I will lie to you
I can steal from you

I will crawl on hands and knees until you see
You're [can't be] like me

-Bella-

Violate all my love that I'm missing
Throw away all the pain that I'm living
-Edward-

You will believe in me
And I can never be ignored

-Edward-
I would die for you
I would kill for you
I will steal [cars] for you
-Bella-

I would wait for you

I'd [hallucinate] you
-Edward-

I'd [hide in your room] for you
I'd [sparkle] for you
To be close to you
To be a part of you
-Edward-

'Cause I believe in you
I believe in you
I would die for you.

The Ghost of Edward

Oh no! Edward is fading out of the picture!

How can we bring him back Doc? BRING HIM BACK

In related news, Edward wouldn't need the car if he wanted to go back to the future.

We already know how fast he is.

Twilight Duet / The Cullen Family Singers

Bella and Edward discover love in the gazebo

(Edward)
You wait, little girl,
On an empty deck
For fate to turn the light off
Your life, little girl,
Is a tasty neck
That men will want to bite on

(Bella)
To bite on

(Edward)
You are 17 going on 18
Baby it’s time to think
Better beware [of me!]
Be canny and careful
Baby you're on the brink  [of death]
You are 17 going on 18
Fellows will fall in line
Eager young lads
And roués and cads
Will thirst for your blood sometimes
Totally unprepared are you
To face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared are you
Of things beyond your ken
You need someone
Older and wiser
Telling you what to do
I am 17 going on 108
I'll take care of you [hisssss]

(Bella)
I am 17 going on 18
I'm not that naive
Vampires I meet may think I smell sweet
But I simply don't believe
I am 17 going on 18 fragrant as a rose
bloodsucking dandies
with bouffants-so-fancy,
What do I know of those?
Totally unprepared am I
To face a world of death
Timid and shy and scared am I
Of things beyond my ken
I need someone
Older and wiser
Telling me what to do
You are 17 going on 108
I'll depend on you


























When the vampire bites, when the werewolf stings, Edward's penis is one of our favorite things.

What We Do Know: Part 20

It can do everything. Right?