Edvent Calendar - Day 20

Eclipse: when a celestial object is temporarily obscured, either by passing into the shadow of another body or by having another body pass between it and the viewer.

Will you be waking up in the wee hours of the morning to see an Eclipse?

Edvent Calendar - Day Nine

Who would you rather catch beneath the mistletoe?

Edvent Calendar - Day Eight

Oh the weather outside is frightful, but the tent is so delightful...

A Picture Speaks 1000 Words

I'm pretty sure Stephenie Meyer was looking at the wrong picture when she wrote Breaking Dawn.

The OTHER Emilee Reaches an Important Milestone

"I forgot to tell you that I finished Eclipse last night. I'm no longer feeling the pull to Team Jacob. Edward won me back. I'd kick both of 'em off a cliff for Team Mr. Darcy."

Oh, Edward. Don't cry! Everyone loves you best!

Law Abiding Team Jacob Fans Feel Free to Swoon

I'm afraid there is no way we can not celebrate Taylor Lautner's 18th Birthday. All of us dirty old ladies can now heave a sigh of relief.

T een wolf
A lmost as funny as Rob
Y our Favorite Quilute
L egal
O n Fire
R eally hot

L ycanthropic
A nthropomorphic
U nusually buff
T erribly strong
N ot susceptible to lunar cycles
E dward's nemesis
R eally literally hot

Who Loves Edward the Most?

We do!

What we had that that dumb girl ahead of us didn't have:

• Solidarity! Where were her friends?
• Ukelele skillz.
• Burritos.
• Peanut butter and Jacob chocolates.
• Singing, in rounds.
• We also had a certain je ne sais sparkle.
• Forbidden Fruits conversation hearts.
• A top secret and painstakingly organized seating strategy, using a failsafe multi-team approach. Don't be afraid to use your elbows!
  

Token Team Jacob Post

In case any of you are keeping track, this is a post that doesn't mention Edward (dammit) about which the main focus is not Edward, nor Robert Pattinson.

Werewolves are cool!

• Once they mature, they can either choose "forever" or they can control their phasing and return to a normal life.
  
• In a pinch, they can fill in for a space heater.
• They can be in love with a girl without resorting to creepy stalker tactics.
  
• They put off a more lovable, sunshiney vibe than vampires.
• Automotive repair skillz.
• They're naked a lot.
  

But in all fairness, werewolves have some issues:

• Pack mentality.
  
• Sometimes it's creepy who they love.
  
• They smell like dogs.
  
• They don't sparkle, per se.
  
• Even werewolves can be intimidated by Edward Cullen, bouffant hair and all. Hisssssss.

I wonder what werewolves know about Edward's penis?

Eclipse Duets: Jacob and Edward BFFs

Now we know what really happened in the tent and why Jacob ranks it as one of the best nights of his life.










New Best Friend, by The Lashes

Jacob: I told you the best things come from tragedy.
Edward: It's hard to think positively when you're down.
Jacob: I saw you in Forks acting dispassionately.
Edward: But I bite everything that I see when you're around.

Jacob: The very thought of you,
Tearing my clothes apart.
Edward: The very thought of you,
I don't know where to start.
BOTH: Do you wanna be best friends?
Do you wanna be my new best friend tonight?
And the rest of our lives.
Tonight and the rest of our lives.

Jacob: I will sit in the non-sucking section for you, boy.
I'll change all of my world, to be at your side.
Edward: And I'll sit at the bar drinking soda pop with you, boy.
I'll change all of my world to go on this ride.

Jacob: The very thought of you,
Tearing my clothes apart.
Edward: The very thought of you,
I don't know where to start.
BOTH: Do you wanna be best friends?
Do you wanna be my new best friend tonight?
And the rest of our lives.
Tonight and the rest of our lives.

Edward: Nothing I can do, boy, to make you feel so high.
Jacob: Nothing I can do, boy, to make your days and nights fly by.
Edward: And all of my clothes smell just like wet dog,
Jacob: Stay with me tonight.

Jacob: The very thought of you,
Tearing my clothes apart.
Edward: The very thought of you,
I don't know where to start.
BOTH: Do you wanna be best friends?
Do you wanna be my new best friend tonight?
And the rest of our lives.
Tonight and the rest of our lives.
Tonight and the rest of our lives.

What does Jacob know about Edward's penis?

Lucky!

What is it about her that makes cute boys want to get topless...


...and make out with her face???


Do you think she knows more than we do about Edward's penis?