TWSS: 4-bying

I think adding a hyphen to 4-bying might detract from its colloquial roots (as does using it in a sentence with the word "colloquial"). But enough of my linquistic musings. That is not why we are here (TWHS).

Without further ado (TWHS)

PART ONE

"For a long while conversation was impossible, because I was bouncing up and down like a jackhammer"

PART TWO

"He seemed to enjoy the ride, though, smiling hugely the whole way."

That's what she said

New Moon Countdown: Commence Swooning

Mr. Pattinson works himself up for his big premiere:

"I'm the belle. I'm the belle of the ball. Today's my big day."

What We Do Know: Part 30

It's gorgeous. Obviously.

Twilight Duet / The Cullen Family Singers

Bella and Edward discover love in the gazebo

(Edward)
You wait, little girl,
On an empty deck
For fate to turn the light off
Your life, little girl,
Is a tasty neck
That men will want to bite on

(Bella)
To bite on

(Edward)
You are 17 going on 18
Baby it’s time to think
Better beware [of me!]
Be canny and careful
Baby you're on the brink  [of death]
You are 17 going on 18
Fellows will fall in line
Eager young lads
And roués and cads
Will thirst for your blood sometimes
Totally unprepared are you
To face a world of men
Timid and shy and scared are you
Of things beyond your ken
You need someone
Older and wiser
Telling you what to do
I am 17 going on 108
I'll take care of you [hisssss]

(Bella)
I am 17 going on 18
I'm not that naive
Vampires I meet may think I smell sweet
But I simply don't believe
I am 17 going on 18 fragrant as a rose
bloodsucking dandies
with bouffants-so-fancy,
What do I know of those?
Totally unprepared am I
To face a world of death
Timid and shy and scared am I
Of things beyond my ken
I need someone
Older and wiser
Telling me what to do
You are 17 going on 108
I'll depend on you


























When the vampire bites, when the werewolf stings, Edward's penis is one of our favorite things.

Edward's First Vampire Words

That really f***ing hurt, Dr. Cullen.

Do I dazzle you?


I have never met anyone as pretty as me.


I'm the belle. I'm the belle of the ball. It's my big day! Hisssssssssssssss


What do you think Edward's first vampire words were?

What words did he use to describe his vampire penis?

What does Carlile Really Say?

What do you think Carlisle whispered to Deathbed Edward before turning him into a vampire?

Here are some possibilities:

• I love you.
• You'll thank me in the morning.
• Get used to disappointment.
• I'm so lonely.
• I want to start a family with you.
• You're the belle. You're the belle of the ball. It's your big day. I can make you sparkle!
• You complete me.
• I have never met anyone as pretty as me.

Now it's your turn. What do you think Carlisle said?