What We Do Know: Part 44

"Edward in the sunlight was shocking. I couldn’t get used to it, though I’d been staring at him all afternoon"It's shocking!

Vitamin R vs. Vitamin R

If you google Vitamin R and/or look in the urban dictionary, it turns out it's some song I didn't know about, or Ritalin.

FALSE.

Vitamin R is Charlie Swan's brilliant pet name for Rainer Beer tall boys, and our (stolen) pet name for another tall boy, Robert Pattinson.
Today's assignment: compare and contrast Vitamin R and Vitamin R.

• Effervescence - mmm, bubbles.
• Height - both are tall.
• Refreshing qualities - both are equally cool and delicious and hit the spot.
• Price - one is extremely affordable. The other...???
  
• Availability - unless you like looking at pictures of beer online, one is a LOT more available than the other.
• Availability - I can run to the store to pick up a six pack of one. The other's six pack is more elusive.
  
• Addictive qualities: I can't say I've known anyone to be addicted to Rainer...
• Overdoses: One is much more dangerous. Much much much more.
  

What the heck is that? (TWSS)

Rainier: "A Pure, Light, Delicious, Healthful Beer, that invigorates and strengthens, aids digestion, and produces sound and refreshing sleep."


Rob: Pretty much the same as Ranier, minus the sound and refreshing sleep.

Who wants a refreshing Rainier?

This guy.

Does Edward's penis have anything in common with Vitamin R? We may never know...

What We Do Know: Part 26

Jackson is badass and hot and all. But really. there haven't been enough gratuitous Edward posts lately. So let's add to the list of things that, yes, we do know.

It's mostly undercover.

Chapter Three: What happens in Vancouver...

The hotel room was awesome.

What We Do Know: Part 25

The Volturri don't want you to see it.

Robert Pattinson Inadvertently Endorses TDH!

I had no idea people could get so obsessed.
But it's not scary - it's amazing.
-Robert Pattinson

Sounds like someone wants to find out more about Edward's penis.

Guest blog: Matilda's Thoughts.

Note from the Editor: Matilda sent this to my on my birthday of birthdays, and I am very flattered by it. Thank you! 

Things that Emilie and Edward have in common (now with visual accompaniment!!!):

Look at how black my eyes are! But don't get too close... grrr

1.Sexiness

2.Cool hair

3.Someone I don't mind sharing my bed with muhahaha

4.has good taste

5.can be mysterious (all those long walks)

6.musical skizzles 

7.trouble maker

8.very good at a lot of different things (see point 6...and point 3 muhahahaha)

9. Will not be defeated by overwhelming odds (armies of mini-vampires, the Japanese language, the ancient undead, the ancient and unfortunately living patriarchy)

10. takes good care of others, even if they are far away

11. smarts

12. Sexiness

13. Part of a band (as vampire/as drummer)

14. makes their own way in a world that wants everyone one lifestyle fits all

15. a good friend to have -for the long days and for the danger at the door

oh my god! You like to smirk and wear sunglasses too?