Yes, Yes I am Superficial

From time to time, I take a peek at The Superficial, an excellent website about our favorite celebreties. The writer is amazingly hilarious.

So of course, I had to perform a search on Robert Pattinson. I suggest you all do the same. With lines like
"a brooding metaphor for mormonism" and "roguishly stoned looks" how can you resist the read? And to top it all off -- "This guy is like Tickle me elmo for english majors."

Wine consumption might increase enjoyment.

After reading all the Robert Pattinson entries, I also suggest reading the entry about Kayne West in the nude. 

I am thinking the superficialist might have some great insight into this picture. Is that mesh?