Thats right friends, sources tell me I am a likely candidate to be the carrier of Robert Pattinson's love child.
Frankly, I did not believe the news at first, but it was brought to me in such
a manner that I could not doubt it! Kurt Cobain, my beyond-the-grave boyfriend of one year, spent the past few weeks hanging out with powers of ethereal stature, where he overheard such and such talking to so and so about the impending event.
But I don't even know Robert Pattinson! How is this possible? How can this be? Kurt stood by his otherworldly sources, and informed me that when the powers are high (and they usually are) they work in mysterious ways.
Sources say the mysterious event will happen sometime between now and later.
I asked Kurt how he felt about it. Was he mad? He said he wasn't, and that
he thought it was "Pretty hot," and then continued to mumble something that sounded like "partially my love child too." I ignored the strange gleam in his eye and moved on to more important topics.What should I eat for breakfast?
Before I could continue on with my day, Kurt said he forgot to tell me the most important thing of all.
"April Fools!"
That's right. It was a big joke, all along.
All this time, I thought I was a fool for no one! But it turns out I'm a fool for two...
Yet still, there are some facts that even Kurt won't fool around with.
