A Picture Speaks 1000 Words

I'm pretty sure Stephenie Meyer was looking at the wrong picture when she wrote Breaking Dawn.

Deer Jean

Thank you for holding my hand and making sure I didn't lose my tickets/wallet/ukulele.

Oh. And you're welcome...

What Aro Knows About Edward's....you know

"I’ve never felt anything like it myself." (twhs!)

NMS: The Violet Hour

So that's what kids are calling it these days...

Breaking News! Volturi Re-Cast!

Ignore the bad photo editing and the pixelation!

Its real!

The Three Daniels

Twilight related sentiments from three prominent Daniels:

Bandmate Daniel

 "I think the make-out scene was missing something... like Bella making a grab at Edward"

Brother Daniel

"It was ok until he started glittering."

Swedish Daniel

"I take it Pattinson is well sought after... 

you better act quickly now Em ^^"

As it turns out, Daniels know as little as we do about a certain topic. 

It's Rhetorical

Unfortunately we know very little about Edward's penis.